Welcome

I'm a propagandist for pickled red onions, a rare meat activist, barely-monetizable YouTuber and Captain of the sailing vessel Argo. I've been creating content online for well over a decade now, but delivering to a very small audience. Undoubtedly, you've discovered this website by mistake, but thanks for stopping by anyway-and, feel free to browse around.

Recent Videos

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Vim2tor: The next step in learning for the w...

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My $2 Million Spending Spree

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The Best Value in the History of Literature


Recent Essays

Consequences: How Martyrdom Manufactures Movements

What would have happened if, when Rosa Parks made her protest and sat at the front of the bus, no one tried to stop her? No police. No outrage. Just silence. Would we still remember her name? More importantly, would the decades-long civil rights battle that her quiet act helped ignite have ever begun?

Ballad of a Bad Man

Whatever reigns where Seraphim flame and soar,

My Million Dollar Spending Spree

Over the past few weeks, I’ve been laser-focused on getting my finances in order. Like many Americans over eighteen, I’ve accumulated more than my fair share of debt—along with the bad spending habits that come with it. Credit cards, a car loan that’s longer than it should be—everything short of payday loans and collections—I’ve got it.